I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
So don’t test me…
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm